bonescoal:

“Our daughter might be going to college!” -Phil Dunphy

bonescoal:

“Our daughter might be going to college!” -Phil Dunphy


We are too inside the box. We gotta branch out. Talk about restaurants that maybe don’t exist. For example, where does Gollum eat?” — Max (Happy Endings)

If Mary Tyler Moore married Steven Tyler, divorced him and married Micheal Moore, divorced him and then had a three-way lesbian thing with Mandy Moore and Demi Morre, would she go by Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?

(Source: greyweed)